if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
(via nickspivey)
When I say I’m ugly,
I’m dead serious. I’m not fishing for anyone’s compliments. That’s just how I really feel about myself. I think I’m “okay” looking though. But overall, I think I’m unattractive. There’s much more prettier and beautiful girls out there, that there’s too much that I can’t even count. Everything they do is better and cuter than what I do, even when they make silly faces or act stupid. I wish I was more attractive. I honestly wish I was one of those girls.
(Source: allison-janebaldos, via nickspivey)
you should prepare for when your kids ask “where do babies come from?” by hiding babies all over your house, and when they ask, say “haha where don’t they come from!” and open all of your cabinets and then all of the babies crawl out
(Source: doglets, via oneofyourfangirls)
taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips
what does taylor swift do??
taylor swift swiftly tailors
(via godsmangina)
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police
(via godsmangina)
